Do the Pink, the Pink Elephant

2 oz Absolut vodka
1 1/2 oz Tanqueray gin
1 splash soda
6 - 10 oz cream soda

Over ice in hurricane glass, add vodka and gin. Add soda to taste (less if you want a sweeter drink), then top up with cream soda. Mix gently with stirrer or the bottom will stomp you. (which is where the elephant comes in.)